I’m not saying I’m going to… but *If* I would make an X-Rated John Green fan blog would anybody follow?
What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
If you ever see me freeze in public, I’m probably trying to figure out what song is playing
i hope common sense is the next cool trend
im in the mood to buy 1000 brand new sweaters